The Holy Trinity
The Holy Trinity
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Introducing The Holy Trinity — banana 🍌, peach 🍑, and eggplant 🍆. The sacred symbols of queer texting, gay thirst traps, and every late-night DM you probably shouldn’t have sent.
This shirt takes the emojis we all know exactly how to use and immortalises them as the ultimate trinity of queer humour and sexual innuendo. It’s playful, irreverent, and just the right amount of blasphemous.
Perfect for: Pride, parties, or anywhere you want to show off your devotion to the only trinity that really matters.
Made from beautifully soft 180 GSM 100% cotton, the t-shirt is super comfy with a great modern cut.
Features Shoulder to Shoulder tape for excellent shape and double needle bottom hem & sleeves. The cotton is pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Size |
Body Width (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
Small |
47 |
71 |
Medium |
52 |
75 |
Large |
56.5 |
78.5 |
XL |
61 |
82 |
2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
3XL | 68 | 85 |
4XL | 75 | 87 |
5XL | 80 | 89 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.










